Isn't Friendship Grand?

Today I felt awful! My stomache was cramping so badly that I was doubled over on my couch forever! Ughhhh!

I fumagated every room in my house this morning to get rid of the ants, then headed over to D.'s apartment across the bridge. I hadn't seen her in such a long time, it was really nice. We went grocery shopping, then hung out at her place. She made some crass remark about my boobs being smaller than hers. Its not the first time shes mentioned it either...

I wonder why shes so damn obsessed with letting me know that her boobs are bigger than mine?

How childish of her!

I never say anything to her about her being around 300 pounds? So why should she always have some remark about my body? I guess its difficult because she is my friend and I do love her. I'd never want to hurt her feelings. She and I have birthdays close to around the same time, its amazing. We both even have the exact same nickname. She makes such rude remarks...

then she always tells me how beautiful she thinks I am. Its confusing and annoying at times. I guess its a thing all friends go through, or maybe she and I just have a strange friendship?