Drunk Guy

I stopped at Walgreens, on my way home.

A guy kept kinda/sorta following me around from aisle to aisle. I was in too much of an exhausted mood to even look his way.

In the checkout line, I was one penny short on the strawberry lip gloss.

He quickly handed the cashier the penny and said with a drunk slur...


"Don't worry maam, I'll take care of that penny for you"....

A hot rush of strong deadly alcohol fumes came from his mouth and covered my face...

UGHHHH!!!!

His breath smelled liked he'd brushed his teeth and rinsed his mouth with straight liquor!




"Thanks" I said.

It was nice of him to offer a penny, and I appreciated the gesture.

"So, can I have your number then?" he asked....





Hmmm...


would you give your number out to someone whose drunk?


I wouldn't...